Tom Cruise can hold on to the side of the plane, because he’s pretty much an indestructible but it still feels dangerous because he’s doing it for real. And look at his roots. He has no grey hair at all and it’s so long and luscious. If only we could all be Tom Cruise, but we can’t. Some of us have to be Jeremy Renner, who probably gets one action set piece but not as good as any of Tom’s. Others have to be Simon Pegg, who will do some comic relief with a really smug look on his face because he’s friends with Tom Cruise. If you’re a woman then you have to be Rebecca Ferguson and kick ass in a sexy dress AND look awesome in a bikini, so that’s nice. There are no other women for you to be,
Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation arrives in theatres on 31 July 2015
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