FAQs

Why are you called the Spoilist?

Well the plan was to write spoiler-filled reviews of films and TV shows, and we wanted to pre-empt any insults.

Can I write reviews for your fine site?

Maybe if you ask nicely over on this page.

Will you pay me?

No. The Spoilist is a labour of love and makes less than nothing so that probably means you don’t want to. You should be paid for your words because well written content is valuable. Frankly, if you’re going to be writing for nothing then you should start your own blog and write there. But if you really want to, we’ll provide a friendly and nurturing environment. Or you know, hit the publish button if you send stuff.

Can I put links on your site for my blender/franking machine/questionable pharmaceutical products?

No

You have a podcast about Star Trek: The Next Generation, but you seem to hate it. Why do you devote so much of your time to something you hate?

Andrew, Alex and James all love television, science-fiction and even Star Trek: The Next Generation. However universal praise would be a little dull and we are entitled to express our opinions on some elements we may find unsatisfying. This may not always come across, but we are also attempting to be funny.

What if god was one of us?

I can’t answer that question because it’s grammatically incorrect.

Is David a secret asshole?

Yes. Yes he is.

Wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper too?

I’d love to be a Pepper too.

Do you want to build a snowman?

Not really. I don’t have any gloves and it makes my hands cold.

Who’s the cat that won’t cop out when there’s danger all about?

Shaft!

You’re not taking this seriously, are you?

Why do you keep asking me so many questions?